Confucius Says

Confucius Say: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator Smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

there were a few others, but not something i would post... so i didn't! enjoy!!